Friday, June 12, 2009

We NEED to Laugh!

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. It's silly but lets be silly for a short time and have a little fun.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

So my new name is Sloopy Chicken-Doodle while Miss Kortni shall henceforth be known as: Dorfus Farkle-Tush

Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:00 AM

    And, unfortunatlely I am now Dorfus Dippen-Frack !
    Yeah, I know, "take it across the street !"
    XD

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  2. I am very concerned. It seems that Sloopy Chicken-Doodle and I are apparently related.

    According to this, my name is Greasy Chicken Doodle.

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  3. And even more alarming, my Youngest Son's name is now, wait for it...... "Sloopy Chicken Doodle"

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